From catch-clarissa-errors@tcp.com Sun Sep 21 18:14 MET 1997 Message-ID: <970920141641_-1330914754@emout10.mail.aol.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Errors-to: catch-clarissa-errors@tcp.com Precedence: bulk X-Resent-by: catch-clarissa-errors@tcp.com X-Admin-Addr: Majordomo@tcp.com X-List-Software: mlist v2.6 by James Lick with Majordomo Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-MIME-Autoconverted: from 8bit to quoted-printable by cnve.rz.uni-jena.de id SAA03403 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=unknown-8bit Content-Length: 9347 From: WiseOwl36@AOL.COM To: clarissa@tcp.com Subject: Pop-ups transcibed - all 177 of them. Date: Sat, 20 Sep 1997 15:17:55 -0400 (EDT) The pop-ups from Sabrina the teenage Witch: 1. This show is called =93The Troll Bride.=94 2. It originally aired on May 16, 1997. 3. But without these super cool pop-ups courtesy of VH-1. 4. Sean Laughton plays the fireman. 5. The cat=92s real name is Elvis. 6. A cat=92s brain is the size of a plum. 7. A plum has 50 calories. 8. A piece of seven layer cake has 275 calories. 9. Putting a ladder away burns 20 calories. 10. Dated =93Jerry Maguire=94 reference. 11. Come back for more pop-ups. 12. Mitosis is not to be confused with meiosis. 13. Melissa has a photo of her baby sister in her locker. 14. Jenna is actually very nice in real life. 15. The show =93Sabrina was nominated for one emmy {Note: the missing quotation mark is not a typo - that=92s how it appeared on the show.} 16. It was for costume designer Dianne Kennedy. 17. Dianne used to do costumes for =93Bevery Hills 90210.=94 {Note: They misspelled Beverly, I didn=92t.} 18. Nate=92s right ear is pierced. 19. So is his left. 20. The woman in the portrait is named =93Louisa.=94 21. James Michener=92s =93Hawaii.=94 (Indicating the book that Zelda is = carrying) 22. The book was used in another episode. 23. At the last moment, the director wanted Beth to carry something. 24. So they dug it out of the prop room. 25. Curses aren=92t real. 26. Finals are real. 27. The house is a law firm in New Jersey. 28. Nick Bakay is the voice of Salem. 29. He=92s also a writer on the show. 30. Nick=92s father is a brain surgeon. 31. Writing comedy is not brain surgery. 32. Phil Fondacaro (the troll) starred in the movie =93Troll.=94 33. Guess what he played? 34. Sabrina has two lava lamps. 35. Eisenhower is on a fifty cent piece. {Note: I can=92t comment on t= he accuracy of the other pop-ups, but this one is wrong. Kennedy is on the fifty cent piece, Eisenhower is on a dollar coin.} 36. All U.S. currency features dead presidents except for: 37. Benjamin Franklin, 38. Susan B. Anthony, 39. and Salmon Chase. 40. A rock makes a good paperweight. 41. And they=92re cheap. 42. Melissa can walk and talk at the same time. 43. Yes, she did. (In response to Zelda=92s question, =93Did she say tr= oll?=94) 44. The student teacher ratio is ten to one. 45. The real ratio in Massachusetts is 30 to one. 46. Half-a-million people attended Renaissance Fairs last year. 47. Only five admit it. 48. Mr. Pool=92s first name is Gene. 49. Get it? Gene Pool. 50. Sabrina says, =93Gotta Go=94 in almost every episode. 51. Here comes one. 52. The term =93Farmboy=94 is not meant to offend any boys living on far= ms. 53. The oldest chicken lived to be fourteen. 54. He could have been a freshman. 55. You know, if he weren=92t a chicken. 56. The style of house is Victorian. 57. Except most Victorian homes have a fourth wall. 58. This was shot in Los Angeles=92 Griffith Park. 59. Afterwards, Phil said he almost tripped. 60. Beth=92s actual glasses. 61. The linen closet is a gateway to the other realm. 62. It=92s also where they keep the linens. 63. Cheap lawyer joke. 64. Sweating is the body=92s cooling mechanism. 65. Dogs pant. 66. They=92re still on a soundstage. 67. See, there=92s no wind. 68. No apparent change in temperature. 69. Nice shot from Pat on Camera C. 70. And from Billy on Camera B. 71. And from Ron on Camera A. 72. Melissa did her first commercial when she was four. 73. She had no lines. 74. In this script she had 148 lines. 75. The puppeteer is hiding down the stairs. 76. =93You must be this tall to use the linen closet.=94 77. Hay. (Pointing to a bale of hay.) 78. Roland=92s home is his castle. 79. The round part of the castle is a =93keep.=94 80. Roland is =93keeping=94 Sabrina. 81. =93Keep=94 watching for more pop-ups. 82. June is the most popular month for weddings. 83. Vase of three muses. 84. Pusillanimous is a very big word. 85. It means =93cowardly.=94 86. Thirty-eight candles were used in this shoot... 87. None of them was hurt. 88. Tapestries really warm up a cold castle. 89. The help with the acoustics, too. 90. Carol King=92s first album was called =93Tapestry.=94 91. It had fine acoustics. 92. This effect cost $1,500. (Changing Sabrina=92s clothes.) 93. Pacing is a sign of anxiety. 94. Smiling is a sign of relief. 95. The actor is Frank Conniff. (The first applicant to rescue Sabrina.) 96. He=92s also a writer on the show. 97. All the hair you see is fake. 98. The actress is Evelyn Furtak. (The second applicant to rescue Sabrin= a.) 99. She=92s married to a dentist. 100. She has really nice teeth. 101. Her top is made from the knee pads of a Roman Centurion costume. 102. This little boy is nine years old. (The third applicant to rescue Sabrina.) 103. Ethelred the Unready became King of England when he was 11. 104. Nate was born in Minnesota. 105. He was on =93Star Search=94 when he was eight. 106. He and three others did a jazz dance number to the Village People=92= s =93Macho Man.=94 107. They lost. 108. Beth was born in Kentucky. 109. She=92s been a series regular on three other TV shows. 110. =93The Five Mrs. Buchanans.=94 111. Hearts Afire.=94 112. And =93Glory Days=94 where she worked side by side with a struggling= young actor named Brad Pitt. 113. Caroline was born in Canada. 114. She=92s also a stand-up comedian. 115. Watch for her really funny face at the end o this scene. 116. Traditionally, the bride=92s father pays for the wedding. 117. Sabrina=92s father is played by Robby Benson. 118. He also did the voice of the Beast in the Disney movie =93Beauty and= the Beast.=94 119. But that=92s another story. 120. Radiant floor heating would be good for =93cold feet.=94 121. Or you could just throw on another pair of socks. 122. Glug. Glug. Glug. (As Harvey drinks a potion.) 123. In real life, Nate doesn=92t like boiling hot beverages. 124. Sock garters. 125. Glug. Glug. 126. This is the first time all season that Harvey was upstairs in Sabrin= a=92s house. 127. Another $1500 effect. (As Harvey=92s clothes are changed to be more prince-like.) 128. This is the first time all season that Harvey entered the other real= m. 129. The director shot this with a special lens to make Harvey seem far away. 130. Melissa is shouting to make Harvey seem far away. 131. Melissa=92s wig was constructed from fifteen wigs sewn together. 132. It was made by Colleen Labaff. 133. Colleen also did Melissa=92s hair on the show =93Clarissa Explains I= t All.=94 134. Nate banged his face into the tower while doing this stunt. (Climbi= ng Sabrina=92s hair.) 135. His lip swelled up to twice its normal size. 136. Now he knows how Jackie Chan feels. 137. Right after this episode, Melissa had her bangs cut short. 138. And Nate got a buzz cut. 139. Men=92s tights come in the following sizes: A, B, C, and D. 140. Nate wears a C. 141. The sword was the most important knightly weapon. 142. A double-edged sword can tear mail links apart. 143. It also makes an excellent metaphor. 144. The name =93Harvey=94 means: =93burning for battle.=94 145. Variations on the name Harvey include Herve and Hervey. 146. A stunt coordinator was brought in to choreograph the fight. 147. The upcoming shot of Melissa was flipped to make is seem like she wa= s looking to the left. 148. Gary Stockade wrote this music. 149. The name =93Gary=94 means =93spear.=94 150. This box was built for another episode. (The one that Roland was standing on.) 151. It cost $300. 152. A textbook weighs about 2 1/2 pounds. 153. Thanks to gravity, it will accelerate at 32 feet per second per seco= nd. 154. And force equals mass times exceleration. 155. Which means when the book hits Roland... 156. It=92s going to hurt a lot. 157. =93My Aim is True=94 was the title of Elvis Costello=92s debut album. 158. In legal slang, =93throwing the book as someone=94 means give them t= ow worst possible punishment possible. 159. But, also, law books are really heavy. 160. Phil=92s hair is naturally curly. 161. The director told Nate to at =93goofy.=94 162. Nate did as he was told. 163. Hey, look, Melissa=92s feet are really dirty. 164. It=92s back to the real world. 165. You know, the fake real world. 166. This show was edited by Stu Bass. 167. The average sitcom has about 350 edits. 168. This episode has 516. 169. Melissa looks pretty in pink. {Couldn=92t agree more.} 170. But she wasn=92t in =93Pretty in Pink.=94 171. The director thought this scene was going to be cut. (The scene wit= h Roland and the lawyer.) 172. Here comes Tony, the production assistant playing a teacher. 173. None of the classroom sinks works. 174. Accurate test-taking #2 pencils. 175. That=92s it for the pop-ups. 176. They were written by Neil Scovell. 177. The end.